Hello my dear friends. As we all can see, the holidays are nearing. Oh actually its about a month away. But never mind. We have another short holiday coming which starts next week. Some may not call it a holiday, but people like me certainly does. And I am sure there are people like me out there. The main point is: DONT WE DESERVE A GOOD BREAK. after all the hard work we have put in. after all the sweat we have dropped. after all the tears we have shed. after all the words we have typed in our report. after all the money we have spent on projects. and after all the shit we have pang-ed. So I the honourable and honest and humble guy am going to bring you good news. A series of activities which has been planned for the sake of you guys. oh my god. aint I sweet. =)
3 August 2007 Friday
Okay. Last day of school. Submission date of the IHRO report cum video. Are'nt you happy my friends. Because I am. There will be a movie outing on this day and we will be watching Alone (the ghost show) and the Simpsons. Of course, you will have to pay for your own movie tickets. The schedules for these shows are not out yet so I cannot confirm with you. But, just to let you know of this outing and everyone is invited except Robert of course.
As some people don't want to watch Alone because they are sissies or something. HAHA JOKING. I might be thinking of seperating the 2 movies onto 2 days, friday and saturday. Please do let me know your opinions on this via the tag board and also. PLEASE DO INDICATE WHICH MOVIE ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH. Thank you.
Ohh. There is something I forgot to mention. For the ghost show 'Alone', we will be randomly drawing seat numbers so there is this excitement of sitting beside someone whom you don't know well and getting to know him/her better.
27 August 2007 Monday
Once again. Another class outing where everyone is invited. You can bring your parents along too if you want but they will not be entertained. Okay. It happens on the week after all our exams end, and where our minds ease. We will be having a Sentosa outing to obviously Sentosa. As obvious, we will play in the morning till late afternoon where we will head out for some dinner and then back to sentosa for our 2D1N chalat. The purpose of the chalat is of course for us to bond and play some games and heart to heart talk as I know that we can't get enough of each other. Talk and talk then home sweet home in the next morning. I am sorry that it cannot be organized on 24 Aug Friday due to the chalat being fully booked. So some people will definitely miss out due to some overseas trip. However, dont be discouraged because we have not forgotten about you and there will be a make up chalat later which i will be telling you about. So far, the following names are confirmed: Joshua, Tong, Sinhui, Kailin, Jia Rong, Sukie, Yanni, Siqi, Vanessa, Meijun, Rachael (Not staying). Cost of the chalat is super duper cheap and will definitely be lesser than 10 bucks per person. Anyone with experience of staying in a Sentosa Chalat please let me know the sizing.
Air con hut $32 Superior room $70
10 September 2007 Onwards
There is also the official chalat of the class. which will be perhaps a 3D2N or 4D3N chalat at aloha pasir ris i guess. This is the official chalat where there will be a bbq and stayover. Where we can go out and play and etc and cook and eat and sleep and drink and mahjong and talk and sing and swim together. Details will be given once everything is further discussed.
Monday, July 30, 2007 at 10:17 PM
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life is so boring. until you meet such ppl.
Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 10:05 PM
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BLAW IS SO INTERESTING. IT REALLY IS =)
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Tues 24 July 2007
2 groups had MICE presentation, and completed it with a bang. I think we both did very well and now we are so free and relaxed. haha. hao lian abit. And this is why i have time to blog lah. The IHRO tutorial was the one of the most fun tutorial we had. Chen yen yin came in a while talk talk chirp chirp and then go off liao. Left us we havoc in the class. Some use laptop, some dance, and some sleep. We took pictures and also videos of ourselves. Below are some of the pictures taken. =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CokYEnJ6Uo (Workout)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPw-HfOfI0Q (Elisha latin dance)
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 12:18 AM
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haha. okay. what an eventful day today. half of the class had completed their mice. weehaha. and i have time now to blog. I shall start from shatec.
21/7/2007 Rosette restaurant project
Alright. We arrived at Somerset MRT at 8.30am and made our way to Rosette. It was Baljit Singh or Mr Singh's birthday so we sang him a birthday song and blah. Like of course if not we going to give him ang bao meh. Then everyone started to get busy with their centre pieces. We all had beautiful decos for our table and I shall not go into this boring part.
The interesting part happens during the serving of food. Overall, we did well, although i heard some complains from here and there. We had many guests, including Yanni's all time favourite, Mr Conrad aka Simpsons. There is also Andrew gray, Chen yen yin, her husband and her mother and father. There is also the memorable Xie Xian (Xie Ting Feng father). We were given roles of bartenders, captains, servers, runners as well as slackers. Nah joking. 2 incidents which I had deep impression of.
1. Xie Xian and his good friend came in to the restaurant. They were assigned to Siqi (Gone with the Wind) group table and I heard he had funny requests. He had this funny looking hair which i think that he thinks that it looks good, but it was totally crap. His hair was longer than my mum's. He acts like he is boss, he is king, he is empress dowager, he is god, but actually he is just like an ant with long hair. He bully siqi, as she was serving him. Asked her what was the garnish on the soup or something, which siqi dont know, so she went to ask the manager which was the right thing to do. Then she came back with an answer, and that guy asked something like what is the top layer of the soup made of, then siqi dont know again then the manager being very kind and nice signalled to siqi the answer. After which, this ant with long hair, told the manager," Hey, your staff don't know a shit, please send her to training." And its like WHAT THE HELL. We are not trained to be waiters, we are trained to be your bosses. haha. We are not trained 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 365 days, we are trained only for about 3 freaking days. HELLO. Xie Xian. Give you eat for free, still ask this ask that. FREE you know. If its me, I will diam diam and give everyone full marks. haha of course everyone knows i am a good samaritan.
2. Okay, the other situation which i am very familiar with is something that happened to myself. I kanna niao can you believe it. Okay, during the starting there was this old couple and young couple that came in seperately. This already caused a hoo-ha in our group as we had to explain the mocktail to them 2 times. Dont know how to meet then come 1 meh. TMD. haha. so we served them the mocktails seperately, the young couple later, since they came late. Okay then this was alright. After that, when they drink finish the mocktail, I didnt know that they finish. So I stand at one area and smile to all the guests, being as friendly as I am. Then my captain, Jacelyn, overheard what they said to themselves. They said," Finish mocktail so long already no ppl clear, that guy stand down there still smiling" HAHA. Like WTF, I know my fault lah, but its demoralising you know, say also say softer la, dont let ppl hear. haha okok just to rant.
The Shanghai tan Elisha
The drunk Elisha playing with a balloon which he was told to pick up from the ground
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at 11:34 PM
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I apologise for not blogging recently due to the lack of time. However, I promise to return soon.
Sunday, July 22, 2007 at 11:22 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSY!!
Monday, July 16, 2007 at 12:17 AM
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Hahaha. thanks ar weida for announcing it to everyone. Just came back home at 2am on a Sunday morning and coming here to blog while waiting for my hair to dry again. This is what actually happened:
Joshua, Brandon and Weiming all went to Weida house to drink. We had chivas, baileys as well as vodka. It was a fun night and we drank and drank while playing poker and can you believe it. I actually got four cards of 7 and one card of King. I was so lucky on the gambling table but this means I am actually poor on the love table. Sad I rather it the other way round. Okay sorry. Then while we were playing and actually preparing to go home, we decided to toast each other to 2 shots of Chivas regal 12 years. Then while i drank it down, the Chivas actually stucked in my throat and I had the feeling of being choked by it. Then the Chivas went back to the back of my tongue and I felt absolutely disgusted by the taste of the whisky. I tried swallowing it back but my gullet did the exact opposite and I threw everything out, including the mee goreng which I had 1 hour before. Aww. But I felt exactly sober and was sure that I was not drunk I SWEAR! Sorry. I think Brandon was more high as he was singing songs while on the way out. I ACTUALLY HAD TO HOLD HIM STRAIGHT AS HE WAS WALKING CURSIVELY. hahaha. We had supper at punggol and had a fun time heart to heart talk with him. Anyone who wants to heart to heart talk with us can come to punggol. There is a fantastic nightlife here.
Sorry this has become of a rather personal post which should be typed into the dead joshua blog called cheng-mun.blogspot.com. Good night everyone and have a great weekend. Sorry for boring you guys.
Sunday, July 15, 2007 at 2:10 AM
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Hello everybody. Thank god is friday but I would'nt thank even my mother that today is a friday because saturdays and sundays are a whole load of work work and work. Our saturdays and sundays have now become so sad due to sickening but yet sickening projects. Sinhui suggested that we should do a customized band for our class with each one of us buying one band each (like duh thats of course if not you want 1 person 100 bands meh) Ohh joshua got joke. Jia Rong suggested placing like each person putting a little miss series name on the band, like for example, Jia Rong will be little miss old, Joshua will be mr quiet, and etc. The bands will cost around five dollars each to include shipping and USD convertion and etc. Please post your opinions on the tag board. The link is as follows:Our class got back our Blaw test paper today and generally we did well I would say. Jessy got 100 marks, congratulations to you. Some others had 39 while others did okay. For those who did not do as well or did not perform to your expectations, I would like to encourage you all and don't be sad. What's done has already been done and its time to look forward rather than to dwell on the past =). Aint I a great motivator. hurhur.
During Fmah tutorial, we had fun seeing some of the fa cais of the different pupils of DTRM 02. I am not going to show the pics as it is obscene and may cause a dirty smell. I will also not name out the person with the best fa cai award. hahaha.
Thats all for today. The picture below is some chicken like piegon which was not even scared of the majestic me.
Friday, July 13, 2007 at 11:14 PM
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Hello people. Time to do some blogging after some lethargic video converting and video editing. Okay firstly, an announcement to make. Watch the space below:
Class Photo Uploading cum Sharing Website
Please feel free to go up there and post some pictures and you can get the password and username from me. It is obviously that I couldnt post it up here for the fear of some kuku mcnugget coming in and posting some nude photos of elisha. haha joking. This site has been painstakenly created by Weida and myself so please appreciate it =)
Ohh and also, some of the sprees website which some of you have been pestering me for. These website are for shopping purposes to buy exclusive and branded goods from overseas, and to name a few, the US, Taiwan, UK, etc. Items available are mainly clothings, candies, dvds, books, etc. Brands includes : Gap, Guess, Levis, American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, Supre, Forever 21, Wetseal, Urban Outfitters, Old Navy, Torrid, Delias, and many more. So what are you waiting for.
Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for causing you to lose any money due to being cheated and please participate at your own risks.
Thats all folks. If you have anything you want me to post please let me know and I will kindly process your request =)
Thursday, July 12, 2007 at 11:56 PM
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Hello class. I am back into updating class news again. Okay guys I am going to start this post by telling you all a story. An interesting story you may find familiar but any resemblence is just pure coincidence. The story goes:
There was one fat cum black cum retarded cum arrogant cum rude cum 'anything bad you can think of' person named Robert. He has a fantastic resume in the gardening industry as he has worked as a gardener before at prestigious gardens or parks in different countries, which also explains why he is SINGLE till now. His love for plants and flowers makes even the ugliest of girls shun away from him.
Then there was one day, where this new or rather, up and coming superstar in the gardening industry, Fanny, applied for the job of gardener's apprentice and was placed under the guidance of Robert. Their journeys ahead then begun. They had always maintained a good relationship with each other and Fanny was always curious about why Robert was still single even though he was nearing 50 years old, but Robert always told her that he had the choice, but didnt want them. And the days passed by...
One day, something massive happened. Robert told Fanny to choose a date for an assessment of her gardening skills. It is extremely important because it would decide her career towards the gardening industry. However, Fanny decided not to choose as she is shy about choosing dates. Therefore Robert then gave her some dates and told her to draw lots and Fanny was extremely unlucky to choose a date which clashes with her crucial matchmaking date. Below is a dialouge between them:
Fanny," Hey roberty, I dont think i can make it on that day. Can I change the date instead?"
Robert," What is your problem. Ask you to choose, you dont want. Now want to change the bloody date."
Fanny," Harr. I shy to say my reason leh. Can just change pleasseeeee?"
Robert," Don't shy me man, YOU GOT TO SET YOUR PRIORITIES RIGHT"
Fanny says to her ownself," That means you asking me to choose between love and career? Hard leh!"
Robert," For example, I myself sometimes have meetings in Nigeria with negro plant experts on Saturdays and I have to come back here on Monday to guide and coach you. I KNOW MY PRIORITIES AND YOU SHOULD TOO"
Robert then uttered a whole load of crap in some ali-baba language and caused Fanny to burst feel pissed. She slapped Robert and scold all the hokkien bad words to him and ran out of the garden. Robert gave a clueless face and as he didnt know what he was being scolded and Fanny finally knew why Robert was single. It was because of his stinko attitude.
Therefore, the moral of the story is to list out the terms and conditions before taking any action, and in this case, say that if choose by random then the date is unavailable then CAN change date.
Feel free to post your comments on this story. If you find it lame and stupid then I am very sorry as I have tried my best.
Jiayou Sinhui and Cheng Ngee!!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 8:16 PM
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Okay. Oh my god its 3.10am in the morning now and what am I doing up here so late. In fact, I have just reached home and was waiting for my hair to dry to i decided that i should add a post here. Aww so sweet of me right. haha sorry but i am actually mr humble.
Alright. Monday sucks and we all know that. Actually Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday sucks too but since its monday yesterday we will talk about monday. As I only went to the last minute of the last class of the day, I wasn't sure of any interesting things that happened. But from what I heard, the lessons were boring and I shall thus say no further.Objectives of this blog
1) To tell about interesting things that have happened
2) To serve as a reminder for tasks to be done (Maybe someone will have to remind me to remind you)
3) To create a stronger sense of bonding between the class
4) To serve as an encouragement and motivation to my fellow classmates
5) To provide an opportunity for voicing of opinions on the tagboard
6) To give announcements of the upcoming class eventsI will do my best to keep this blog alive and kicking and I would need maximum support from you guys in order to do so. Its obvious that there is no point in writing a blog which no one reads. It would therefore be considerate and helpful of you to write something on the tag board and open up discussion so as to facilitate class communication as well as to serve the blog's motive of creating a stronger sense of bonding between the class after you have read the posts. Please feel free to link and publicize this blog so as to spread the message of class bonding and hence world peace to the world. Steady bom pi pi ah my English. Also, if anyone is interested in the posting of blog entries, please feel free to tell me and I would kindly give you the password and the user. Of course, the password is not my universal password so dont be so smart to try to hack into my e-mails or credit card account. haha. Okay everybody. My hair has finally dried up and my bed is shouting," Hey you mr J, come and sleep on me right now". Goodbye everyone and good luck to everyone not only in passing but in getting distinctions in MICE and IHRO. Mr luck blesses.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 3:10 AM
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The D-T-R-M-0-2-S
Hello everybody. Welcome to DTRM 02's wonderful blog created by Joshua. Sorry i am trying to give myself credit here. As we all know, DTRM 02 is a class full of fun people like me for example and therefore I bring life to the whole class. You guys agree with me dont' you.
A brief introduction to the class in no order of preference:
Fu zhi ling Clare - Our dearest class rap who is very responsible and helpful. She sings very well as she made it to the finals of a singing competition in SB and I still remember her favourite song called qi yue qi re qing by Yvonne.
Hoong wee sheng Elisha - Mr assistant class rap who is very helpful. His jokes are extremely funny as u can tell, and whenever he says some crap, my toes will even be laughing. Musician we call him because of his fantastic musical talent e.g. guitar, piano, mouth yanking and throat groaning.
Goh Weida - Class treasurer and arguably the richest guy in our class. He has a classic mouth which speaks golden words, you guys know what i am saying. I recall his first joke where he asked "Which bird can store to most things". The answer," Cup-board". You got to read everything out aloud.
Chng xian na Vanessa - Vanessa started off as friends with Weida during orientation and made me think they they were a couple. She shook my hands during the first day which I thought was friendly. Interesting chinese name which reminded me of a friend I had during secondary school. She was called 'Jing sui' in full direct spelling which i thought was cool and her surname was 'Ma' so we called her horse very nice, Ma Jing Sui. Haha sorry off topic.
Soh Yanni - Some people say she look like a camel and some said she got the MOS face, but for me, I think she looks like a female. Sorry! What else about her? Oh, I found out something, she loves to beat the person who makes her laugh loudly. Like as in" HAHAHAHA.. PIAK.. HAO SIAO LEH."
Pang yi xin Jacelyn - Tian peng, fatty, fatso, oil container, ah pui and the list goes on. Thats all her nicknames. But however Jacelyn you know that we are only joking, the class would not be any fun without joking about you. Jia rong loves jacelyn so much because once Jacelyn is together with her, no one will 'niao' her. Jacelyn is also rich, so what are you waiting for Fabian. Oh i forgot "WO DU NI AHR" Thats what she always do to poor me. Can you imagine how poor am I, bullying a small young kid.
Tan Sze gee - Siqi da jie, we all call her. If she were in a gang, she would be the leader. If she were a grandmother, she would be harshest. Joking. We got some fantastic quotes from her, one classic example is she when says "Kick your ass". In her 'unique' tone, she made this simple quote interesting and dominating that we would listen to what da jie has to say and apologise to her. Oh ya, I also found out that the Blaw teacher, auyong something, seems to have a crush on you. Hahaha.
Loh Yin zi - School flower. Shes got 200 plus votes to date and I think yi jian hong yi de dian hua zai has been voting for her everyday. Like yanni, she likes to beat people once people 'niao' her, the difference is that she hits with enormous strength that could cause a sore in whereever she hits. Yinzi has a funny tune to her voice which is like the kind of sa jiao-ing voice. I think that would come into handy when she goes into the working society next time. Joking
Jessy Ng - Sungei tudong if I have spelt correctly is the place where she is from. She harvests birds saliva. Yucks you may think but its actually birds nest. Jessy is a very helpful and generous person and is a very good friend. Her best friend in class would be clare as it is rather obvious and would take a blind man not to spot that.
Yuen Tong ri - Mr Tong here has a name easily mixed up by tongs (used to kiap things), thongs (the thing woman wears), dong (east wind), dong dong dong qiang (chinese new year song). Which again links me back to Ma Jing Sui above. No offense here as I am your bestest of the best friend. Tong used the tong to kiap his girlfriends thongs and throw it towards dong where the radio playing dong dong dong qiang is placed. Ohh Joshua got joke!
Koh Kailin - This is the female that is often being made fun of as being my wife which i have now became immuned to already. She is famous in class for her sweet and sour pork ribs and recently the lamb masala. Aint I a lucky man. Just kidding. We used to call her 5-pointer because of her wonderful grades which till now i still think is fantabulously good. She slangs alot and juan she (twist the tongue for your information) when she is presenting. No dont imagine. I know you will be imaginating that she placed her fingers into her mouth and turn the tongue. BUT NO.
Leann Lee yanling - She is our class's banqueting queen and works at Raffles convention centre if I am not wrong. WHOA you may say but i guess that is nothing to be proud of since she is only a part timer. HAHA JOKING. But its pretty amazing how she handles school and work well and i sometimes ask myself that would'nt she get tired?
Goh Cheng ngee - Cheng Ngee is the quietest of a girl that you will find in our class and even quieter than myself. OMG can you imagine. I also guess that she would'nt be reading this blog so I can talk bad about her. HEHHEHHEH. BUT NO. she has nothing to be talked bad of and as we all know Joshua is a person so nice that he would'nt find any fault with anyone. Good luck Cheng ngee in your endeavour towards life.
Lim Sinhui - She works at some computer gaming some in cineleisure and loves korea. In fact I think she only loves korea guys. HAHAHA. joking. I think Sinhui can be ranked second in terms of quietness behind Cheng ngee because you will seldom see her talk. Unless you are eating ice cream with her of course. OHH JOSHUA. OHH. Don't know why i keep niaoing myself perhaps I am drunk but NO i am not. Anyway she is a nice girl. Korean guys, what are you waiting for.
Wong Sukie - Oh sukie sookee, she is the exact opposite from Sinhui, she doesnt work in a computer gaming store and she loves japan (enemy of korea). Opps. Unlike Sinhui, Sukie loves the Japanese culture which idolising/drooling on Japanese male superstars. Haha no offense. Sukie is extremely good at volleyball and I think she can beat all of the guys in volleyball, let alone the girls. But Sukie, dont hold your head up so high now, lets play soccer and see who win. HAHA. joking. She is a natural bornt athlete which i think is a blessing.
Lim Jiarong - As mention earlier in the Jacelyn section, Jiarong loves her company. However, when she is out alone with people like us, she will be like one small bangladeshi soldier trying to fight with 18 U.S.A. elite soldiers. However you know we all are joking and we mean no offense. She has a unique birthday which falls on christmas every year, which I think is very sad because while others get 2 presents each year, she gets only one. hahaha. Maybe god casted a curse on all christmas babies given them the power to mature early.
Teo Meijun - Meijun is a nice girl who is very steady and on. I remembered once last year where she almost wanted to quit the course and join others. But in the end she still stayed on and we are glad that she did so. The class would not be the same without any one of its current members. Meijun is actively involved in Primers and she handles CCA and work and play time extremely well. Everyone knows that I give credit where credit is due and Meijun certainly deserves much credit.
Rachael Tan yanhang - I hoped I spelt your rachael correctly as you have corrected me once before. Rachael is a good friend of the Meijun above and is bubbly and lively. She is very smart too and I guess that is due to her hardworkingness and her natural brightness, which when combined together = everything 100 marks. She sells earrings too so if anyone who passes by please support Rachael's business. Any advertising of your website will have to be charged at US$100 per letter. For colour, add another $50 per letter. For bold, add another $50 per letter. If you order all of the above, a free upsize of the words will be given. Sorry.
Loke cheng mun Joshua - Hello everybody, it feels funny typing a description about myself and I am going to try to be very honest here. Joshua is perfect, and that quite about sums up everything. HAHA. Mr perfect is what his friends and families call him and my wonderful friend even printed me a Mr. Perfect tee with my face in it. HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE. okay i am really sorry but its 12.49am and I can't control my highness. I am going to eat a pie now and be honest. Guess what pie will I be eating? The answer is;"Humble pie". Hurhurhur you may think but I may be actually laughing out loud here. Can you imagine.
This quite about sums up my wonderful class. Thank you for reading for those who even bothered. If response is good I may even charge a nominal fee of $5 dollars per person per month for maintaining and updating this blog. Hee.
Disclaimer: If you find anything of the above offensive, you will not able to sue the writer under clauses for defamation as I have already disclaimed it.
P.S. If you disagree with anything that I say feel free to post your comments and stuffs but I will not change anything because I am Mr. Perfect and everything that I do is right so you are always wrong and I am always right. Hahehu.
Sunday, July 8, 2007 at 10:57 PM
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