Hello everybody. Welcome to DTRM 02's wonderful blog created by Joshua. Sorry i am trying to give myself credit here. As we all know, DTRM 02 is a class full of fun people like me for example and therefore I bring life to the whole class. You guys agree with me dont' you.
A brief introduction to the class in no order of preference:
Fu zhi ling Clare - Our dearest class rap who is very responsible and helpful. She sings very well as she made it to the finals of a singing competition in SB and I still remember her favourite song called qi yue qi re qing by Yvonne.
Hoong wee sheng Elisha - Mr assistant class rap who is very helpful. His jokes are extremely funny as u can tell, and whenever he says some crap, my toes will even be laughing. Musician we call him because of his fantastic musical talent e.g. guitar, piano, mouth yanking and throat groaning.
Goh Weida - Class treasurer and arguably the richest guy in our class. He has a classic mouth which speaks golden words, you guys know what i am saying. I recall his first joke where he asked "Which bird can store to most things". The answer," Cup-board". You got to read everything out aloud.
Chng xian na Vanessa - Vanessa started off as friends with Weida during orientation and made me think they they were a couple. She shook my hands during the first day which I thought was friendly. Interesting chinese name which reminded me of a friend I had during secondary school. She was called 'Jing sui' in full direct spelling which i thought was cool and her surname was 'Ma' so we called her horse very nice, Ma Jing Sui. Haha sorry off topic.
Soh Yanni - Some people say she look like a camel and some said she got the MOS face, but for me, I think she looks like a female. Sorry! What else about her? Oh, I found out something, she loves to beat the person who makes her laugh loudly. Like as in" HAHAHAHA.. PIAK.. HAO SIAO LEH."
Pang yi xin Jacelyn - Tian peng, fatty, fatso, oil container, ah pui and the list goes on. Thats all her nicknames. But however Jacelyn you know that we are only joking, the class would not be any fun without joking about you. Jia rong loves jacelyn so much because once Jacelyn is together with her, no one will 'niao' her. Jacelyn is also rich, so what are you waiting for Fabian. Oh i forgot "WO DU NI AHR" Thats what she always do to poor me. Can you imagine how poor am I, bullying a small young kid.
Tan Sze gee - Siqi da jie, we all call her. If she were in a gang, she would be the leader. If she were a grandmother, she would be harshest. Joking. We got some fantastic quotes from her, one classic example is she when says "Kick your ass". In her 'unique' tone, she made this simple quote interesting and dominating that we would listen to what da jie has to say and apologise to her. Oh ya, I also found out that the Blaw teacher, auyong something, seems to have a crush on you. Hahaha.
Loh Yin zi - School flower. Shes got 200 plus votes to date and I think yi jian hong yi de dian hua zai has been voting for her everyday. Like yanni, she likes to beat people once people 'niao' her, the difference is that she hits with enormous strength that could cause a sore in whereever she hits. Yinzi has a funny tune to her voice which is like the kind of sa jiao-ing voice. I think that would come into handy when she goes into the working society next time. Joking
Jessy Ng - Sungei tudong if I have spelt correctly is the place where she is from. She harvests birds saliva. Yucks you may think but its actually birds nest. Jessy is a very helpful and generous person and is a very good friend. Her best friend in class would be clare as it is rather obvious and would take a blind man not to spot that.
Yuen Tong ri - Mr Tong here has a name easily mixed up by tongs (used to kiap things), thongs (the thing woman wears), dong (east wind), dong dong dong qiang (chinese new year song). Which again links me back to Ma Jing Sui above. No offense here as I am your bestest of the best friend. Tong used the tong to kiap his girlfriends thongs and throw it towards dong where the radio playing dong dong dong qiang is placed. Ohh Joshua got joke!
Koh Kailin - This is the female that is often being made fun of as being my wife which i have now became immuned to already. She is famous in class for her sweet and sour pork ribs and recently the lamb masala. Aint I a lucky man. Just kidding. We used to call her 5-pointer because of her wonderful grades which till now i still think is fantabulously good. She slangs alot and juan she (twist the tongue for your information) when she is presenting. No dont imagine. I know you will be imaginating that she placed her fingers into her mouth and turn the tongue. BUT NO.
Leann Lee yanling - She is our class's banqueting queen and works at Raffles convention centre if I am not wrong. WHOA you may say but i guess that is nothing to be proud of since she is only a part timer. HAHA JOKING. But its pretty amazing how she handles school and work well and i sometimes ask myself that would'nt she get tired?
Goh Cheng ngee - Cheng Ngee is the quietest of a girl that you will find in our class and even quieter than myself. OMG can you imagine. I also guess that she would'nt be reading this blog so I can talk bad about her. HEHHEHHEH. BUT NO. she has nothing to be talked bad of and as we all know Joshua is a person so nice that he would'nt find any fault with anyone. Good luck Cheng ngee in your endeavour towards life.
Lim Sinhui - She works at some computer gaming some in cineleisure and loves korea. In fact I think she only loves korea guys. HAHAHA. joking. I think Sinhui can be ranked second in terms of quietness behind Cheng ngee because you will seldom see her talk. Unless you are eating ice cream with her of course. OHH JOSHUA. OHH. Don't know why i keep niaoing myself perhaps I am drunk but NO i am not. Anyway she is a nice girl. Korean guys, what are you waiting for.
Wong Sukie - Oh sukie sookee, she is the exact opposite from Sinhui, she doesnt work in a computer gaming store and she loves japan (enemy of korea). Opps. Unlike Sinhui, Sukie loves the Japanese culture which idolising/drooling on Japanese male superstars. Haha no offense. Sukie is extremely good at volleyball and I think she can beat all of the guys in volleyball, let alone the girls. But Sukie, dont hold your head up so high now, lets play soccer and see who win. HAHA. joking. She is a natural bornt athlete which i think is a blessing.
Lim Jiarong - As mention earlier in the Jacelyn section, Jiarong loves her company. However, when she is out alone with people like us, she will be like one small bangladeshi soldier trying to fight with 18 U.S.A. elite soldiers. However you know we all are joking and we mean no offense. She has a unique birthday which falls on christmas every year, which I think is very sad because while others get 2 presents each year, she gets only one. hahaha. Maybe god casted a curse on all christmas babies given them the power to mature early.
Teo Meijun - Meijun is a nice girl who is very steady and on. I remembered once last year where she almost wanted to quit the course and join others. But in the end she still stayed on and we are glad that she did so. The class would not be the same without any one of its current members. Meijun is actively involved in Primers and she handles CCA and work and play time extremely well. Everyone knows that I give credit where credit is due and Meijun certainly deserves much credit.
Rachael Tan yanhang - I hoped I spelt your rachael correctly as you have corrected me once before. Rachael is a good friend of the Meijun above and is bubbly and lively. She is very smart too and I guess that is due to her hardworkingness and her natural brightness, which when combined together = everything 100 marks. She sells earrings too so if anyone who passes by please support Rachael's business. Any advertising of your website will have to be charged at US$100 per letter. For colour, add another $50 per letter. For bold, add another $50 per letter. If you order all of the above, a free upsize of the words will be given. Sorry.
Loke cheng mun Joshua - Hello everybody, it feels funny typing a description about myself and I am going to try to be very honest here. Joshua is perfect, and that quite about sums up everything. HAHA. Mr perfect is what his friends and families call him and my wonderful friend even printed me a Mr. Perfect tee with my face in it. HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE. okay i am really sorry but its 12.49am and I can't control my highness. I am going to eat a pie now and be honest. Guess what pie will I be eating? The answer is;"Humble pie". Hurhurhur you may think but I may be actually laughing out loud here. Can you imagine.
This quite about sums up my wonderful class. Thank you for reading for those who even bothered. If response is good I may even charge a nominal fee of $5 dollars per person per month for maintaining and updating this blog. Hee.
Disclaimer: If you find anything of the above offensive, you will not able to sue the writer under clauses for defamation as I have already disclaimed it.
P.S. If you disagree with anything that I say feel free to post your comments and stuffs but I will not change anything because I am Mr. Perfect and everything that I do is right so you are always wrong and I am always right. Hahehu.
