Hello class. I am back into updating class news again. Okay guys I am going to start this post by telling you all a story. An interesting story you may find familiar but any resemblence is just pure coincidence. The story goes:
There was one fat cum black cum retarded cum arrogant cum rude cum 'anything bad you can think of' person named Robert. He has a fantastic resume in the gardening industry as he has worked as a gardener before at prestigious gardens or parks in different countries, which also explains why he is SINGLE till now. His love for plants and flowers makes even the ugliest of girls shun away from him.
Then there was one day, where this new or rather, up and coming superstar in the gardening industry, Fanny, applied for the job of gardener's apprentice and was placed under the guidance of Robert. Their journeys ahead then begun. They had always maintained a good relationship with each other and Fanny was always curious about why Robert was still single even though he was nearing 50 years old, but Robert always told her that he had the choice, but didnt want them. And the days passed by...
One day, something massive happened. Robert told Fanny to choose a date for an assessment of her gardening skills. It is extremely important because it would decide her career towards the gardening industry. However, Fanny decided not to choose as she is shy about choosing dates. Therefore Robert then gave her some dates and told her to draw lots and Fanny was extremely unlucky to choose a date which clashes with her crucial matchmaking date. Below is a dialouge between them:
Fanny," Hey roberty, I dont think i can make it on that day. Can I change the date instead?"
Robert," What is your problem. Ask you to choose, you dont want. Now want to change the bloody date."
Fanny," Harr. I shy to say my reason leh. Can just change pleasseeeee?"
Robert," Don't shy me man, YOU GOT TO SET YOUR PRIORITIES RIGHT"
Fanny says to her ownself," That means you asking me to choose between love and career? Hard leh!"
Robert," For example, I myself sometimes have meetings in Nigeria with negro plant experts on Saturdays and I have to come back here on Monday to guide and coach you. I KNOW MY PRIORITIES AND YOU SHOULD TOO"
Robert then uttered a whole load of crap in some ali-baba language and caused Fanny to burst feel pissed. She slapped Robert and scold all the hokkien bad words to him and ran out of the garden. Robert gave a clueless face and as he didnt know what he was being scolded and Fanny finally knew why Robert was single. It was because of his stinko attitude.
Therefore, the moral of the story is to list out the terms and conditions before taking any action, and in this case, say that if choose by random then the date is unavailable then CAN change date.
Feel free to post your comments on this story. If you find it lame and stupid then I am very sorry as I have tried my best.
Jiayou Sinhui and Cheng Ngee!!
