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Photo of the Day
recently, there has been a lot of photographs exchanging section. one fine day, miss niao opened up her thumdrive and she saw something that made her screamed, shouted, cried and went mad! okay. that was a bit exaggerating. actually, those photographs sparked off the highness in her. muscular men, but without chest hair. =(
now, let me present to you the picture of the day.
photograph editor: Sir Niao
can anybody guess who are the two guys?
prize: if you get it right, they will let you have a taste of their mussels [muscles] =)
Riddle Section
alright. a joke/riddle/qian bian question created by my friend.
Question: How did the fishes and prawns crossed the river?
answer, anyone?
note: the answer will be posted up in the next edition of the DTRM02's daily niaoest niaophet.
sinhui is leaving for taiwan tml! let's wish her a bon voyage too!!
- miss niao signing off.
Thursday, August 30, 2007 at 10:49 PM
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haha okay. blog passed on the members of the class. Please feel free to blog. Sorry that I will not be able to blog but I will try to blog once in a while. But i believe the likes of Vanessa and Kailin will do enough to entertain you with daily gossips.
Don't miss me too much alright. haha. bye.
- Joshua
Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 3:07 AM
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Niaophet Daily Express: Words from Grand Editor before Vietcong hunting trip.
Good Midnight boys and girls (lurking adults if any*)
*yes i am looking at you
Why update at this pee wee hour? OF COURSE SOMETHING BIG HAS HAPPENED. A picture tells a thousand words, im gona tell 2 thousand words then HAHA. YEAH IT'S UNDER GOSSIP SECTION LOOK AT ALL OF UR EYES WHEN GOSSIP IS MENTIONED!
Scadal 1:
Scandal 2:
Please, use some imagination and think of the possible scenarios while acting out Tong and Yanni's "nei xin xi" hahahahahha.
hohohohoho =) have a gd time my loves i'd be back soon with duty free liquers (kailin wants 5 Martell, 3 Chivas and 20 packs of Marbolo light. I post here in case i forget to buy HAHA.)
I shall stop.............................................................now. I'll bring some viet snacks back just like how Elisha brought some back for us!
-38 Grand Editor
Mu Quan Chun Yi Da
ping guo ren bao 27 August 2007
heyy people..as the chief editor of ping guo ren bao will be leaving for vietnam in a few hours time.. me being one of his friend decided tat i shuld take over tis honourable job for the time being..furthermore my dear disciple had already started on the gossip column so i shuld add on to it to prove tat all this crap are somehow true..
first, lets take a look at the some hidden secrets.. though the class appeared to be very united but we can still sense some bu-shuangness among one another..
Tong. says:
tmr we go purposely buy tom yam soup base
Tong. says:
and mango jucie
VANESSA says:
why leh?
Tong. says:
hahaha
Tong. says:
sukie cant take spicy
Tong. says:
kailin cannot take mango
VANESSA says:
why you so mean to them?
VANESSA says:
one my after 5mins
VANESSA says:
another one is my disciple
and yes people, see vanessa is so nice.. she helps stand up for other ppl..hahahha..
continue the convo...tis will prove tat there is sth going on between tong and yanni..i got evidence...muhaahahaha
VANESSA says:
later i dun let you buy hotdogs den you know
VANESSA says:
haha
Tong. says:
hahaha
Tong. says:
why hotdogs
Tong. says:
its not my favourite oso
Tong. says:
hahaha
VANESSA says:
its yanni's
Tong. says:
oh
Tong. says:
hahahah
Tong. says:
i purposely don buiy oso
Tong. says:
hahaha
Tong. says:
neh neh ni po po
VANESSA says:
you sure one ar
VANESSA says:
dun let me see you buy it tml
Tong. says:
bleah, cos i bought it today
Tong. says:
hahahaha
Tong. says:
i got so dumb meh
Tong. says:
wont buy the things i knw she like
Tong. says:
wahahahahhahaha
okie okie..lets move on to another couple in the class..allow me to present to you..DTRM2A02 most loving couple..mr luck and miss niao!!
joshua. says:
i am the boss at home
joshua. says:
she cannot do anything to me
VANESSA says:
den tonight you can sleep in the living room
joshua. says:
hahaha and look at my flickering light
joshua. says:
i make kailin sleep on the toilet bowl
joshua. says:
lol
VANESSA says:
hahaha
VANESSA says:
so mean
joshua. says:
hahahaahhahh
joshua. says:
u haven hear finish
joshua. says:
i was saying
joshua. says:
even when sleeps on the toilet bowl
joshua. says:
i will accompany her and sleep in the basin
not only tat..i had an exculsive interview with mr luck where he recalled the first day he saw miss niao..
VANESSA says:
how do you know kailin ?
joshua. says:
hahahha
joshua. says:
erm
joshua. says:
from the first day of sch during the orientation period
joshua. says:
she sat beside me
joshua. says:
then the first thing she said was
joshua. says:
why ur finger nails so long
joshua. says:
LOL
joshua. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
joshua. says:
OMG I REMEMBERED VIVIDLY
looks like even after knowing one another for more than a year.. the love between them is still going strong...good luck and best wishes to the both of you..hahaha
okie i think i better stop now before i really die a very miserable death..people, i am risking my life jus to bring you the best news report and the juiciest inside info tat i am sure you are all dying to know..hopefully after reading tis ppl will still wan to chat with me on msn...hahahaha..
Monday, August 27, 2007 at 10:51 PM
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DTRM02's DAILY NIAOEST NIAOPHET
weida is going off to vietnam soon.
Perfect Sunday. 240807. Mu Quan Chun Yi Da says:
i will come back and tell you all more jokes.
Queenie. Mu Quan Chun San Ni. says:
you better come back ah
wowow. what's up between them?
let's wish weida a bon voyage.
remember to buy us prezziessss. =D
okok. enough of playing. back to my youtube.
HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!
THIS IS WONDERFUL MISS NIAO HERE.
- SMILES -
as you all know, currently, being niao is the trend. we have lord niaobustermont, miss niao, tai niao, sir niao, hou niao, lao niao, penguin, brushing bird and lots of other jokes.
so how can we miss out some gossips?
alright. now for some entertainment news. =)
DTRM02 's DAILY NIAOEST NIAOPHET
Editor: Miss Niao
Photographs Provider: Sir Niao
Company: Niao Niao Tuan Private Limited
DTRM02 has braved through all kinds of storms and weathers together. they have been through thick and thin, sweet and sour, happiness and sadness, hot and cold, tall and short, etc etc. it is indeed no doubt that the class has been more united than the day they first met.
however, the question is, has the non-stop activities being organized and the long and wonderful hours spent together in school and after school brought some of the DTRM02 boys and girls, or i might say, men and women, closer than USUAL?
let's find out. =)
AN UNDERGROUND AFFAIR DISCOVERED
as we all know, tong and yanni has been rather good friends. they come to school together, they go home together and they stay in the same estate - admiralty. they are so close like kaya and butter that sometimes, it makes me wonder that, are they a couple?
let's take a peep at the recent class photo taken at Sentosa. erm. focus on the pink highlighted part. sorry if it isnt really obvious as you all know, my desktop is too advanced already. =)
disclaimer clause: believe it at your own risk.
you may get punched by tong or hahaha-ed at by yanni.
SHOCKING NEWS
sukie has been involved in rather lots of affairs recently. one of them involved yanni. yanni and sukie are deeply in love with each other. the other involved rachael. sukie and rachael had even swam in the river of love together already. the last one involved the person in the photo that followed. ohhhh. where is she leaning??
disclaimer clause: believe it at our own risk.
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okay. end of craps. I MUST EMPHASIZE ON THE WORD - CRAP.
otherwise, i will get killed, slaughtered and dumped into the river of accusation.
DISCLAIMER CLAUSE REEMPHASIZED:
BELIEVE IT AT OUR OWN RISK ONLY.
Haha. Good morninggg everybody. Well. Its 7am in the morning and dang. I don't know why I am here. Okay just some random blogging before I continue with my studies.
Today. I shall share with you guys my secret in being able to burn midnight oil.
Well. This is my secret. Lipton Green tea. I drank about 9 cups of it today, and if I happen to get diarhoeaa then you know why. Touch wood. Choy da ji li shi. 
This happens to be my ninth and last cup where I have finally decided stop at because the tea's fragrance is getting more and more mild. I don't know why I blogged this, just some random topic that came to my mind. 
Ohh then I suddenly came to wonder. Many people, in fact most people say that drinking tea has a stronger effect of keeping you awake than coffee. From what I have heard, they say tea contains a higher amount of caffine (i.e. the element in coffee that keeps us awake). But from what I see and reason, I see no reason for there to be any caffine in tea. After all, its just teabag so where does the caffine come from. I have no idea regarding this so if anyone is willing to enlighten me on this, I will be more than happy to listen.
Okay everybody. its several hours to the last paper and the fact that I have time to take photos and blog here shows how confident I am for the paper. HAHA.
Good luck peeps.
Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 6:56 AM
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The future
Hello mifriends. Notice that I have been blogging very often these few days. No it is not because I am not studying. It is because blogging is my way of destress-ing and that I love blogging. Its 7.10am sunday and yes I have studied through the night till now. So that I can take a break off tonight for soccer, my love.
Alright. Guys and girls. Have you ever thought what you will be doing in the future. What your career be like. What your family be like. What your life be like most importantly. Some of you have lofty aspirations. You want to be bosses, you want to be rich, you want to marry someone rich, you want to have tons of kids. Period. I know some of you want to set up your own company. I know some of you want to marry rich guys. While I also know that some of you only want to lead a happy life, no matter how unsuccessful, or how pathetic, you just want to be happy. That is fine. You live to way you want.
The purpose of this post is to let you know, hey we are getting older and its time to start thinking about how you want your life to be in the future. In a couple of years, we will reach 20, and oh how time flies.
Haha. okay just a super random topic as I was suddenly into deep thoughts about my future. Well, I shan't bore you with the glum looks of my future. Think.
Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 7:10 AM
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Hello people. Back to blogging. Okay I found this interesting experience that I have decided to share with you guys.
On this particular day, ohh on Friday. While I boarded the train on outram, there was this guy, who kept staring at me like I was an alien. I had no idea why too. Perhaps he is gay, or perhaps my pants zip never zip. I don't know. He just kept staring at me and I was giving the what the f*** look. Stare stare stare never see before people so handsome meh. okok sorry. lol.
Then as I sat down, I began finding for some faults on him, and to my horror, I found something interesting.
That guy had a pair of beautiful white socks. Haha. What a super combination. And he was like so proud of it still. Keep pulling up his pants to change his crossing legs side.
Haha. Okay. I showed no mercy. Took out my phone and captured this image. And I think its pretty obvious la. My camera lense so big then still got sound some more. hahaha. But he dont know so never mind. Later he saw already then he thought I like him. Wooooo.
Haha. okay. =)
Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 3:02 AM
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Hello people. Super bored. Any body wants to go and have a swim in the swimming pool? I am dead serious interested please call me.
Hougang swimming complex, Yishun swimming complex, Serangoon swimming complex, Tampines swimming complex. Of course not Jurong swimming complex please. I stay in punggol.
Friday, August 17, 2007 at 1:59 AM
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Occasionally food recommendation Okay. Some people put a weekly food recommendation, or some monthly, some kuku maybe put yearly, but i am creative an put occasionally, because I don't know when is the next time I will recommend food. So haha. Laugh abit please. Okay sorry abit bored.
Today I will recommend you a brilliant dinner buffet a traders hotel. Been there myself, and getting primary and first-hand information, I can be assured that it is very very very very very nice.
The buffet offers a wide variety of food which i will touch on later.
Signature dish #1 Oysters
For oyster lovers, you are going to so love this man. The oysters are fresh, juicy and succulent. Just suck into your mouth, and it literally melts in your mouth. Haha sorry I am exaggerating. If it melts, then must be fake oyster liao. Super nice i tell you. Take a look at the display. Oh my goodness.
A close up of how to oysters look like.
A closer up of how to oysters look with chili sauce and lemon. Look at how big the meat is. Oh my mother, imagine, one slurp, and down it goes. Its no wonder I had 20 over of it. haha.
Signature dish 2# Lobsters
They had real lobsters, and I mean real lobsters, not crayfish or ikan bilis whom they say its lobsters. Lobsters are super fresh oh my goodness. The lobsters, topped with dressings of your choice, are just great to have. Simply amazing that these lobsters are actually so brilliant.
Close up with the dressing. Only one word can be used to described the lobsters, Fabulous. Oh by the way, shell cannot be eaten though. My friend thought this was prawn and he put the whole thing in his mouth. What a retard. hahaha.
Signature dish #3 Salmon sashimi
Okay there was a wide range of sushi there, I think was more than 10. All were good, but the salmon was the best. Slurp. Its so fresh that you can taste its blood. Haha sorry NO. But its really fresh la, dipped into the wasabi soya sauce. I can imagine the taste in my mouth right now. I shall go no further, in case my saliva drips. Then there were other food like:
Roast meats
Peking duck. Yum my creation nice right, all duck and no cucumber. haha.
Cooked food section which includes beef, lamb, spaghetti, chilli crabs, super delicious and tasty herbal soup, clam chowder, yum.
Signature dish #4 Oyster in cheese sauce
This dish stands out from all the dishes. OH MY GOD. This oyster is fatabulously excellent. It is actaully fresh oysters that are somehow or rather cooked i think, and topped with this excellent cheese butter sauce. OH that sauce is comparable with ang mo kio's famous butter crab if you all know. Simply fantastic combination. *Drip* *Drip* Oh wth, my saliva's dripping already time to get a tissue. =)
They had wonderful cakes for desserts too including freshly toasted waffers with ice cream to top up. Then we found out this majestic thing.
A choco fondue. Wow how we enjoyed our marshmellows, strawberries, honeydews, etc dipped in delicious chocolate sauce. 
The place was heavan to me. Of course, there are other things which I haven mention. They also had the make your own sandwich corner, Le le chuan (Dip your own stick)corner, Ice kachang corner, and others. It costed us 38 dollars each for the buffet after discount. The discount was only applicable for DBS and HSBC credit card whereby for every 3 people who dines there, 1 gets free. Extremely wonderful I must say. Worth the 38 dollars.
I give it 4.5 out of 5 forks. THe part where they can improve on is perhaps make a drinks section where we can get different drinks, other than drinking coffee the whole day. haha. But a minor part though.
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Updates on Sentosa cum stayover at Weida's megalicious house
Date: 24 August 2007 Friday
Time: 10am at Vivo city
List of confirmed names for all activities: Joshua, Tong, Weida, Sukie, Sinhui, Jiarong, Meijun, Szegee, Vanessa, Yanni, Jessy, Leann, Kailin
List of those who come for sentosa only: Elisha, Rachael, Clare, Jacelyn
Okay. We will most probably be drinking so I guess you all would'nt want to be spoilsports. haha. Be sure to catch a glimpse of my tomato face. Sunburn + Alcohol = tomato red.
N.b. Siqi not confirmed. She says she got St. John meeting the next day and claims its more important than us. Hahaha. Ok joking let me know of your status yea. =)
Enough of the emo-ity.
I haev noticed that our class people have been spree-ing very regularly recently mainly because they have simply been addicted. Haha. Females have more reasons to be addicted because they have more brands to buy from unlike the guys. Brands like wetseal, victoria secrets, bigi bag, cutie spree, baimomo, yakiki. Even I ,as a guy, have to admit that when I just started spree-ing, I was glued to my chair, facing my computer and clicking products and favouriting them. After which I walked around the house thinking of which should I buy and worrying that I will be cheated. hahaha. Imagine.
Okay but thats not the point. My point of posting this entry is to warn you guys about the dangers of spree-ing. Firstly, You all have to know that sizing can be a huge problem. Getting a correct size is not difficult but it is not easy either. Even though measurements matches your build, you must remember that there are variations. So yea take note. Secondly, there has been many cases of lost mail recently and in the past as well. So perhaps you would like to register your mail but that costs a whopping$2.47 or something and I heard it because of the GST 7 cents was increased. Ridiculous. Lastly, and the most important point, there have been many cases of spreeers cheating money by not ordering for you and just say that the items were lost in the mail. Haha. More common is that they order for you the goods but never send out and declare your item as a lost mail. Just because hes got 10 dollars extra, does that make him think he can then enjoy life?
Haha. Hope these factors above discourages you guys from spreeing too often. However, I have just ignored my own advice and spreeed with hot topic. Gap and tootsie candies anybody? Let me know. hahahahaha.
Okay people. I will begin blooging today with a super emotional post.
On the 15 August 2007, many were happy and joyful that their IHRO journey has ended with that 50% paper yesterday. They hopped and jumped thinking that oh yes thats the end of our hell, some even mentioned that they will tear and burn the notes. Haha, to be honest, I was one of them. But as I went home, i thought back and was reminded of the wonderful times of IHRO.
Many thoughts gushed through my mind. I suddenly remembered the wonderful moments that I had. I missed the times I crapped with my friends during tutorials, I missed the times I slept in class even though I was listening, I missed the times when we were acting as part of the tutorials, I missed the times of rushing reports with my groupmates, I missed the acting of the video, I missed being Jenny Lim, I missed mixing the cocktails, I missed making the centrepiece, I missed making our grapefruit cups, I missed our shatec visit, I missed Miss Chen Yen Yin's mother, and most importantly, I missed working with my wonderful group mates. There were so many moments to reminiscence while we were wishing for the semester to end as quickly as possible. Even though the times of terror and stress outweighs the happy moments, but come to think of it, we've got to ask ourselves this question. Why is it that the enjoyable moments last and not the bad ones.
Its normal to say you are happy that the whole module is over, but why not try going into deep thoughts. Think about the moments which you will miss and think of those who helped you along. Be grateful to them, for you may not have gotten through without them. Be appreciative of every part and parcel of the process that made you realise what your limits are and also allows you to know your friends better. Some of us fell ill for the projects while some of us broke down. Being ill shows how hard you strive for your group. Breaking-down makes friends even better friends.
Well. Think back and reminiscence. =)
Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 11:21 PM
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Wednesday 15 August 2007
4 hours more to the start of IHRO examinations. Do you feel the stress. I dont think so because you all are dead asleep. Well. I just came here to wish everyone luck. For your information, if you guys are thinking that I am still mugging, the answer is no. I have just finished watching soccer, Everton vs Tottenham. The score is 3-1. I feel sad for Tottenham fans because their team lost, while I feel happy for Everton because their team won. Just a few pictures of some hunks during the match. Oh and no I am no gay. If only female soccer was shown on tv. haha sorry. Enjoy =)
The hunky lescott
The cute Joseph Yobo
Alien Johnson they call him
Chimbonda the Bulldog
Handsome is berbatov's middle name
Egg faced Gardner
Don't you think I have great taste. hahaha yes I know don't need to tell me that. Keep praising. Oh by the way its Jacelyn's birthday, so I have decided that I should be kind and nice to give her a nice matchmatching session with one of the guys above. They are hunky, cute, handsome, and whats important is that they earn big bucks. However, you can choose only one and its up to you whether you succeed in winning their hearts. Or rather, they win your heart. haha okay once again. Happy birthday!
Focus on the moon!
Close up.
Okay maybe i should'nt post the close up because it shows how I suck at editing photos. lol but nevertheless. A very happy birthday =)
Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 5:11 AM
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Lowest denominations of the different currencies
Thai Baht -> $20
US Dollar -> $1
AUst Dollar -> $5
Japanese Yen -> $1000
HK Dollar-> $10
Euro -> $5
Canadian Dollar -> $5
Inda Rupee -> $100
Germany -> $10
Phillippines -> $5
Malaysia -> $1
Taiwan -> $100
Indonesia -> $100
British Pounds -> $5
Hope this helps, leann and the whole class. Credits to Miss niao =)
Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 1:08 AM
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Hello good morning my friends. Its 7.44 a.m. and I just reached home. I just love blogging when I reach home =)
Okay. sorry. I stone in front of the com for 15 minutes but could'nt think of what to blog. Stone until my hair also dry already. Wo deng dao hua er ye xie liao. Wo deng dao tou fa ye gan liao.
Exams are coming near, and in fact, very near. Its like 3 days away OMG! Have fun mugging alright. Good luck for your papers. Its yourself that you are letting down if you don't work hard.
Okay I think I should be telling myself that. Once again. Good luck everyone. Study hard. I go orh orh liao. Good night everybody. =)
Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 7:44 AM
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Dont you think they look remarkably alike. Like brothers and sisters.
Haha. okay sorry random. its 5.31am. Time to sleep. lol =)
Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 5:26 AM
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Okay. Since I am free, I shall tell you guys a story.
Once upon a time, there was this retarded child by the name of Viagra. His english name derived from his chinese name, wei-ge.
He was not only born retarded, but also born with this special illness called the torture-until-you-cry-out-loud illness. When he was 9 years old, his mum decided to do a friend-making session for him, by giving part-timers $10 an hour just to entertain him. Not knowing of the dangers, these group of beautiful and handsome youngsters agreed. The location was at New york new york in Singapore's city hall.
The look on wei-ge's face doesnt bode well for these young and lively bunch. Happily they chatted and nothing went amiss. Until the food came. Sharapo-shua was helping tao-yan-ni take a photo of her and her chicken. But mysteriously, wei-ge came up along with his fork, looking as if he wanted to stab the chicken till it bleeds. Looking shocked, Sharapo-shua immediately asked wei-ge to be careful. 
This is the start of the action. Wei-ge went berserk, screaming and shouting like how a dog barks and how an elephant snores.
He used his fork to poke through his own hand. Blood ozzed out and splattered to everywhere, you could literally see the veins pumping blood out. And that was not enough. 
After he poked through his hand, he decided to brush his gums using his knife. Most people brush teeth and in some rare cases, they brush bird, but he brush his gums. USING HIS KNIFE! He sliced out his gums, piece by piece, like how you slice ham. He then took it out, showed it to us, and swallowed back in. 
We were fear-strucked. Not knowing what to do next, because if we ran, maybe the knife will just slice through our hearts, we sat there looking at each other. Then, wei-ge suggested playing a game. A wonderful game.
He was explaining the rules of the games to us. Look at the faces of the by-standers opposite our table. They looked so stressed up and were trying to finish their food as fast as possible. So that they can run out of this "torture house". Rules of the game are simple. "Kill wei-ge in 15 minutes of you get killed". Weapons included: Knife, tomato sauce, chilli sauce, cup, straw, fork and spoon. First up selected was tao-yan-ni.
She tried stabbing wei-ge's armpit. But due to the large amount of fa cai, there was no effect. The fa cais helped shield wei-ge from his death. 
Then yanni tried to stab him in the stomach, but his belly was too big. Once again, wei-ge survived his ordeal. 15 minutes has passed. Tao-yan-ni's time is up. She will face punishment. That is....... death.
Wei-ge started off but gorging out tao-yan-ni's eyes, using a fork. The left eye was first dug out, slowly, then dipped into chilli sauce, and eaten by wei-ge. As tao-yan-ni's eyes were too small, it couldnt fill up wei-ge's stomach, so he decided to dig out the other 1. This time, he dipped it in mustard and down it goes. Terrorized by the lack of eyes, tao-yan-ni decided that this is her end. She bit her tongue and then choked on it. There she goes, up into the heaven, without her eyes and tongue. I wonder how she travels up without seeing. Maybe she may end up in the wrong place. sorry.
Seeing tao-yan-ni's death, we decided that we should just take the chance and run. Since we will die anyway. So we threw her dead body aside, and ran for our lives.
One of the victims, ostrich-lim saw wei-ge, and still can turn her back and laugh. After which, she realised that he was dangerous and decided to start running. Of we ran, as fast as we could, until wei-ge lost us. I think wei-ge no more strength because his wei-ge use finish already. We headed to the nearest police post and we told mr police what exactly happened.
Soon after, wei-ge appeared on the news, he was convicted of murder and given a death sentence. But before his death sentence, he will be given 189 strokes of the rottan until his butt rots like a rotten tomato.
The convicted wei-ge bring us cheers and happiness. We have photoshopped his face into our picture for remembrance purposes. He gave us such a wonderful experience that we decided to give him some credit =)
Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 5:59 PM
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